Monday, February 9, 2009

Motherhood Mysteries

Why is it that in 2 seconds flat that the floor can be dirty again. This after you just swept, mopped, and made it spic n span.

That little socks mysteriously get eaten by the washer or the dryer.

When you are ready to go out, someone always spills vomits or spits up on something?

The dreaded diaper blow outs. Why o why?

The also equally dreaded wet diaper hanging to their knees in the morning? How can one little person pee that much?

That his toy is always way better than the toy you currently have so chaos must start, and the fighting.