Things I may have said at work!

OK this is a spin off of Tiburon's thread of things she may or may not have said this week.

Well working in the ER I get to say well something different things like....

How fast was the car going when you jumped out?

Oh your back I have seen you 4 times this week. How can I help you today?

Oh that looks bad.

A little tylenol never hurt anyone?

Don't put things in your nose or ears. OK!

You called the ambulance for a hurt foot?

You jumped from a 15 foot fence. Nice!

No I can not give you anymore pain med's.

No I am sorry this is not a restaurant I can't order off a menu for you. This is all they sent. Sorry.

In honor of my return to work

thought this was funny