Am I the witch?

Some days I think my kids think I am the wicked witch. I know on some days when the kids are driving me up the wall. I may resemble her look and that thing she is doing with her hands.

I try to be a good mom but not everyday do I succeed. I get annoyed by the "mama mama mama" like a hundred times in a minute. I feel like a waiter with the "juice puleese" every 10 minutes. Or the latest " more or mas" that coming from the little one.

I do love being a mom though. When they are sleeping peacefully in their beds. Just kidding. I do love all parts of being a mom just not the vomit ones so much.

So even when I feel like the wicked witch. I do it with love and not evil.

Motherhood Mysteries

Why is it that in 2 seconds flat that the floor can be dirty again. This after you just swept, mopped, and made it spic n span.

That little socks mysteriously get eaten by the washer or the dryer.

When you are ready to go out, someone always spills vomits or spits up on something?

The dreaded diaper blow outs. Why o why?

The also equally dreaded wet diaper hanging to their knees in the morning? How can one little person pee that much?

That his toy is always way better than the toy you currently have so chaos must start, and the fighting.