Bit of Freak

So I am a bit of a freak. Always out for the best deal, cheapest I could find, let me look around kind of girl.

Well I was on the hunt for a silver dress. Yes we are weirdos but the department chooses a color for the Christmas party and all the girls where that particular color. Well this year it was silver.

Not being the disco loving lady, I was hard set on finding something appropriate, and not resembling a disco ball.

So I searched high and low at Fashion Valley thee best mall in all of San Diego. No luck. Unless I wanted to wear a tube top looking dress, that I would be embarrassed to show my mommy too.

So I came across a simple dress that I could butter up and make it look nice enough.

Oh and since I love the ladies of mad men. It was mad men inspired. Take a look.

Yeah me pissed off looking. My hubby was being an arse when I told him I needed a picture.
And with a belt. And yes I know I have 2 different shoes on. It's so I can get an opinion.

Thoughts. Can't beat the dress price 29.00 at forever 21. :)

Guilty of...

I am guilty of

Surfing the internet way too much.

Not making breakfast cereal is just as good right?

Not shaving my legs for days on end.

Letting the kids watch too much TV.

Cheating on my diet.

Not going to church every Sunday. (watching football or sleeping in instead).

Speeding.

Road Rage. (with some choice words).

Using my horn at people, dumb people on the road.

Having the worse sweet tooth.

Cursing like a sailor at times. It's rubbing off on the little one. I caught him saying ass the other day.

Having stuff in my cart, buyers remorse, and putting it back on any shelf. Sorry Target employees. I will try to be good.

Having to many magazine subscriptions. I am getting better though down to 2 now.

Yelling to much at the kids. I need to stop.

Not making a scrapbook for kid 2 or 3. I got lazy along the way.

Not keeping in touch with family.

I am sure there is more, I'll get back to you later.

Thanks a lot legs!

So I have been trying to be faithful to my treadmill or running outside if the hubby is home. I did a great run today on the treadmill. Thanks to music, and my ipod which I love. Here I am about to change out of stinky clothes, and what do I see.....

The back of my legs. They are starting to resemble cottage cheese. WTH? I am being good, why must you do me like that?

Please legs, please cooperate, and not go down the path of cheesy-ness. Why o' why?

Let's make a deal, I will run, and eat better, and you will not resemble cheese. K!

Kanye vs. Rob

Stole these from Sarah at Kamp Koala thought they were funny enjoy!! With new moon coming up everyone could use a little Rob. =)

I think I am addicted....

Currently I have a few too many magazine subscriptions.

I have subscriptions to

Entertainment Weekly- Can get the same info from E news.

Parent's- Like it still but not my favorite.

Family Fun- Love the arts and crafts section. And yeah we have done some.

Muscle and Fitness- That one is the hubby's but I find myself reading it too.

Runner's- Sadly I haven't ran in months since I hurt my knee, working on that going to physical therapy.

People- Probably my favorite right now, I love reading the smut. I can not help myself.

Than the work ones

Emergency Nursing Journal

Nursing Journal

I feel bad for the trees. I love reading them though.

Night at the Bar

Girls from the ER.
NO NO No I am not drunk just being bad.

Me and my bestie Angie. :)

Let's talk boobies.

Yeah I did it I have a date for hoorah new boobies. Yeah I am throwing my business out there. Oh well. I plan on getting a new set of ta-tas this June. And just for funsies a flat super duper done a million sit up's but haven't tummy tuck.

Look I work out I do sit up's. But my battle scars I mean stretch marks are not leaving this body. And for the boobies, 3 pregnancies breastfeeding and mother nature playing a evil trick on my body. I deserve new boobies.

So it's set unless something happens in the mean time. I have my date set for June 12th. WOOHOO!

Goal- To wear a bathing suit again with confidence. :)

It's Dr Time!

So just in time for my money to be matured in our CD. I will be making an appointment with 2 surgeon in La Jolla.

I think I will be saving time by doing it the same week/weekend I will be running the Carlsbad 5K. So I am finally ready to make the appointments for April 3rd. After that depending on their prices etc. I will book a appointment.

I am excited and nervous at the same time. I mean it's major surgery. I have never had any surgery nothing at all. I hope I do OK.

I do plan to get a mammogram before I have the boobie job down. Better safe than sorry. My mom was 34 when she was diagnosed with cancer. So I really want to be careful.

Anyways those who have had surgery any in general is the anesthesia bad?

I have a confession!

Yes I have a confession to make. I have no and I mean no furniture in my formal living room. I know you are suppose to have a nice couch love seat some pretty chairs. Maybe even dining room table. Nope not me! Guess what I have???????








A treadmill. It's been there since summer time. When the weather was killing me 100+ degrees outside.

oh and I have no intentions of buying any furniture any time soon. First I have no moola for the couch I really want. Then the dining room table haven't found one I like yet.

So that leaves me with no furniture. So if ever a day someone comes to visit. Don't be surprised to see no furniture. Just a kick ass piece of running equipment.


ok I feel better now. LOL

Mexican Madness

I am Mexican so I am declaring it's ok for me to make fun of my own race.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't brief.



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there¢s not mushroom.



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself .



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine.


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!




MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes.



What do you name the baby when a Mexican gets married to a Muslim?

Allah Chingada