ok I am throwing this out there. This is stuff I may have thought or said at work.
- YOU have a rash where? (as I lift folds of skin to inspect said rash)
- Did I just see a tick come out of there?
- Is slapping a patient considered a medical intervention?
- NO I can not give you anymore medication. I am giving you an amount that could kill a horse.
- Dr go get me some tea! Stat! ( I am especially fond of Earl Gray Tea lately)
- No you don't want to see that. It can scare small children!
- Don't make me charge nurse you all will be sorry,
- Did that med knock her out yet?
- Is anyone else working today or am I the only one?
- Throwing yourself on the floor is not gonna help your condition.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Things I may have said at work Part Duex!
Posted by Ida at 8:55 PM
Labels: ER nursing
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The 1st 2 are gross!!
LOVIN' it! Wanna hear a few from my weekend?
-Wow! I hope that was just air?! (spoken as the unconscious person on a vent let out the longest fart in history!)
-You want me to bolus the lady in fulminant pulmonary edema?!? ('nuff said)
-Um, Cindy. Can you come hold some labia for me (trying to cath a rather large female with little success)?
-Don't move, I can see your urethra! (Spoken as Cindy held the labia- and rolls- back with both hands)
-Can somebody throw me some milk of amnesia in here? (when the propofol drip was nearly empty)
-Hmm, that medicine wasn't on your allergy list before I told you it wasn't a narcotic.
-Hey doc, the patient in 3 wants some Phenergan with her Demerol so she doesn't throw up the sticky bun she's in there eating.
Ahhhh, life in the ER.
Oh my gosh! YOU kill me!!! I need to get a job in the ER so I can do these posts now :)
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