OK this is a spin off of Tiburon's thread of things she may or may not have said this week.
Well working in the ER I get to say well something different things like....
How fast was the car going when you jumped out?
Oh your back I have seen you 4 times this week. How can I help you today?
Oh that looks bad.
A little tylenol never hurt anyone?
Don't put things in your nose or ears. OK!
You called the ambulance for a hurt foot?
You jumped from a 15 foot fence. Nice!
No I can not give you anymore pain med's.
No I am sorry this is not a restaurant I can't order off a menu for you. This is all they sent. Sorry.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Things I may have said at work!
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3 comments:
My new favorite post! LOVE IT!!!!
Ahhh, isn't it grand?!
I have always said I should collect these things- it would make a hilarious book!
Like: "No, you can not have something to drink. You just puked on my shoe."
"Don't put things in your nose or ears. OK!"
I said this same thing this week when Isaac found some beads and tried sticking them in his ear - ugh!
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