Friday, August 29, 2008

Mexican Madness

I am Mexican so I am declaring it's ok for me to make fun of my own race.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't brief.



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there¢s not mushroom.



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself .



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine.


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!




MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!



MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes.



What do you name the baby when a Mexican gets married to a Muslim?

Allah Chingada

3 comments:

Mindi said...

lol!!!

i am 1/16th mexi so i find it esp. funny--good stuff, ida!

Rachel said...

BAD!

BiBi said...

Oh I love the Mexican word of the day LOL!!!! Too funny!